When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words. It’s about making placeholder text great again. That’s what people want, they want placeholder text to be great again.

My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. Trump Ipsum is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslim text entering your website. When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words. Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. Despite the constant negative ipsum covfefe.

Lorem Ipsum best not make any more threats to your website. It will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words.

Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text.